Ahoy, me hearties! I be Cap'n Moo. What I have to tell ye is a tail so fearsome . . .
. . . ye'll shiver in yer booties-AVAST! There be no disco dancing on this deck, bosun!
Or next time, it'll be the plank for ye, ye scurvy dog!
Aye, aye, Cap'n. Won't happen again, ma'm.
Arrrr! See to it, bosun. Now as I was sayin' to all ye fine ladies and gentlemen, a tail of a pirate of unspeakable horrendousable menacement . . .
. . . the Dread Pirate Cap'n Saki Took . . .
. . . and her Cursed Phantom Vessel of Dire Doom The PLUM HORK! Oh, the sight of this ship casts dread in the stoutest hearts to sail the seas!!!
And to watch as her tails are hoisted . . .
. . . up, up, they go . . .
. . . to the main mast unfurrrrled . . .
. . . catching the wind they speed The PLUM HORK like a demon on fire!
. . . Aye, and pity the ship that catches sight thereto for Cap'n Saki knows no mercy!
Ye'll find that Dread Vessel The PLUM HORK moored at the Tower of Dire Scratches, where the Gruesomable Cap'n Saki sits atop and waits for the unsuspecting.
If you pass that way, be glad if she takes all your kibble and spares your pitiful lives!
There be my words of wisdom for ye!
Hope ye had a Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
And a happy birthday to sophinisba and nojojojo!!!
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